(almost disturbing right?)Great quotes and happenings of the day:
Exhibit A-dosage class, Dr. Rowe, 60+ yr old veteran nurse, Caucasian...
"Everyone clap your hands to my dimensional analysis rap, ready one, two, three! It's a labels game!! Cross out labels top and bottom the same. Use critical thinking a bit, tha's all there is to it!!! Use critical thinking a lot, then you're really HOT!!!"
Exhibit B-going to "visit" Mr. Pickles old owners, who got rid of him because he was just too big and kept stepping on their new baby girl, oh and they didn't have the time for him either. I've always wanted to stop by and tell them that he's still alive, that we really love him, and show them a picture or something of him cuddling with me or emma. So...
"ding-dong, knock, knock, knock......." no answer but to my surprise 3-5 bassets ran to the door and started howling and baying. Pickles old family wasn't home....just the replacements.
Exhibit C-talking to my mom about how I almost don't fit into the bridesmaid dress that I bought 3 weeks ago and about how my weight keeps fluctuating (rather dramatically I might add), maybe because of pcos. Great mom quote to follow....
"well everyone goes through a chubby stage. I had one, do you remember? Maybe you're body is just going through a chubby stage!"
jeez, that picture made me to a triple take. poor thing!
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Per "Exhibit B:" You should have let Mr. Pickles let a load off on there driveway as a little payback for disowning him.
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